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When
I was seventeen years old, I was packed off
to train as a national teacher in St Patrick's
Training College in Drumcondra, Dublin. There
I was introduced to primary education theory
and practice by the professors and to alcohol
by my fellow students. Three days before Christmas
Eve, the college closed for the holidays and
I was anticipating my first trip home to West
Limerick after being away since September. My
parents had sent me, by post, the thirty shillings
train fare from Kingsbridge to Limerick City.
Unfortunately; I went out celebrating with some
of my fellow students the night before I was
due to go home and spent all but a few of the
thirty shillings on drink and carousing. So
I awoke three days before Christmas Eve with
just three shillings in my pocket and stranded
in Dublin. The College closed down that morning,
so I had nowhere to go, as I knew nobody in
Dublin.
Then I realised that all was not lost yet.
In my home town in West Limerick there was a
thriving quarry and lime factory which sent
a lorry load of lime to the sandstone factory
in Clondalkin, outside Dublin,a few times a
week. I rang Roadstone to know if any lorry
was leaving for my home town that day. The man
who came on the line told me there was a lorry
leaving at four o'clock that evening. I was
saved! I could get a bus to Roadstone and get
a lift home that evening from the lorry driver.
I knew all the drivers as they were from my
home town and they often gave people lifts to
and from Dublin. I arrived at Roadstone in the
bus at three o'clock carrying a heavy suitcase
and dressed in a light overcoat. It was a cold
gloomy afternoon. I went into the yard but could
see no lorry. On enquiring of a workman I was
told that a lorry had left for West Limerick
at eleven o'clock that morning and there were
no more trucks going anywhere that evening.
Somebody had let me down badly. It was four
o'clock and I was over one hundred and thirty
miles from home. There was nothing to do but
go out on the Naas Road and try and thumb a
lift. The lifts proved to be short and far between.
By eight o'clock that night I had only reached
Monasterevan. It was dark, freezing and a light
snow was falling. I was tired and cold, having
walked miles between the rare lifts I had got,
lugging my heavy suitcase. I had a brainwave.
There was surely a Garda barracks in Monasterevan
and, if there was, it had a cell. I would ask
the Sergeant if I could sleep in it for the
night. I asked directions to the barracks and
knocked on the door. A burly Sergeant came out
and I, feeling I had nothing to lose, asked
him if I could sleep in the cell for the night
as I was unable to get a lift. He looked at
me suspiciously. "Where have you come from?"
he growled. "From St Patrick's in Dublin,"
I replied. "Is that the institution for
young criminals?" he asked. "No. It's
the teacher training college,"I said. He
glared at me in silence for a moment, "If
you don't move on out of here I'll arrest you
for vagrancy;" he said gruffly.
I left pretty quickly. I walked on out of Monasterevan
with my heavy suitcase, thumbing every car that
passed but none stopped. The snow was getting
heavier and I had to watch my footing. When
I had walked about three miles outside Monasterevan,
I noticed a haybarn beside a farmhouse on the
roadside. An older student in St Pat's had once
told me he had slept in a haybarn when he was
thumbing home to Clare. I decided I would do
the same. A dog in the yard started barking
so it occurred to me to knock on the door of
the farmhouse, where I could see lights in the
windows and ask permission to sleep in the barn.
The door was opened, to my surprise, by a young
garda in uniform. I blurted out my story to
him, that I was thumbing to Limerick but couldn't
get a lift. 'I'll tell you what," he said
in a matter of fact voice, "I'll stop a
car for you." He produced a large torch
and we went out onto the roadside, where every
time a car passed he would move towards the
centre of the road and wave the torch at the
driver. Eventually a car stopped. There were
two middle-aged men in it. They told him they
were going to a funeral in Cork and would be
taking the Cork road at Portlaoise, whereas
I would have to take the Limerick road. The
garda asked me if a lift to Portiaoise would
be alright. I decided it would get me a good
part of the journey; thanked him and got in
behind the driver and his companion. They talked
to each other in slurred speech. I realised
they were drunk. The car swayed a lot on the
road. They had said they were going to a funeral
and I wondered if it would be mine and theirs,
the way the car was going.
We got to Portlaoise about midnight and I left
the car and went towards the Limerick road to
continue my odyssey. I noticed a little shop
still open. I counted the money in my pocket.
I had ten pennies, I was very hungry and was
delighted to find I had just enough to buy a
packet of Marietta biscuits. I ate the whole
packet ravenously standing outside the shop
door. Suddenly I saw a man standing in front
of me beside a big truck which I hadn't notice
coming to a halt. "Are you the driver?"
I asked hopefully. "Yeah sure," he
replied. 'By any chance are you going to Limerick?”"Yeah,
I am," he said, "Get in." I was
on the pigs back. Once I got to Limerick city
I would be just sixteen miles from home. Providence
must have sent that truck to me, just after
midnight. I don't know what lay in store for
me if that truck driver hadn't come and became,
to my mind, my saviour. After a pleasant journey
from Portlaoise to Limerick, sitting in the
cab, chatting away to the driver and forgetting
about the cold and the exhaustion, I was ready
to face anything.
My luck was in. My final lift was from Limerick
to my home town in the back of a post office
van. I got home at four o'clock in the morning.
There was a Christmas tree glistening in our
sitting room window. The key was on the door.
There was a light on in the kitchen. Inside
I found my mother asleep in a chair, where she
had been waiting up for me.
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