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'You just don't feel Christmas coming do you?
It slowly creeps up on you,' remarked Sally
to her neighbour, Anne. 'It can be a very lonely
time for the elderly'. 'But sure don't you have
Paddy and Fido for company,' answered Anne.
'I might as well have nobody,' replied Sally;
'only for poor old Fido I don't know what I'd
do.'
Sally and Paddy were an elderly couple in
their mid-seventies. They lived on the first
floor of an apartment block with their pet dog,
Fido.
Pets weren't normally allowed in the building
but Fido had been part of their lives for many
years, and when they first moved there a few
years ago the kindly landlord hadn't the heart
to tell them otherwise. It was a very small
apartment block with only four families, two
couples on the ground floor and Paddy and Sally
and the single woman called Anne on the first.
Anne was a very independent lady and kept to
herself a lot, but, at the same time, she could
be a good neighbour if the need arose. Paddy
had been in bad health this last couple of years,
but he cleverly played on his illness and poor
long suffering Sally had to put up with all
his criticisms and demands. She would be woken
up at about seven every morning by Paddy; who
would say the same thing day in day out. 'What
about a nice cup of tea, Sal?' 'I'll give him
tea all right,' Sally would mutter to herself,
'lazy so and so, there's no reason why he can't
make the tea an odd morning. Even if it was
only on a Sunday!' She often felt like saying,
'Yes, Paddy; I'd love a nice cup of tea, with
a plain biscuit maybe?'
Paddy
had developed lung problems and since then had
taken to his bed and stayed in it most of the
time, even though he had been advised by the
doctor to take light exercise, but he did not
help himselfat all. He smoked nearly sixty cigarettes
a day; drank a few glasses of whiskey at home
most nights, and the nights he missed would
be when his pal Mike called to bring him down
to the local pub. Paddy's demands seemed to
be non-stop every day; and even when poor Sally
sat down for a rest it was either: 'Cup of tea,
Sal,' or 'I think Fido wants feeding, Sal',
or 'I'm out of cigarettes, Sal, you wouldn't
just nip down to the shop', and even 'Hand me
up the remote, Sal.' These were just a few of
what Paddy called 'his small little requests'
and Sally never even once got a thank you or
a look of appreciation.
She was a timid woman who had a lot of patience,
and her only few moments of joy was when her
nephew, James, called in to see them for a few
minutes on his way home from work each day.
Normally on Christmas Day, James and his wife
and the two kids would call round after tea
for a drink, but this particular Christmas they
were going away for a week and Sally would have
only Paddy and Fido to celebrate the festivities
with.
'Dear God, Fido!' she could often be heard
sighing as she walked down the stairs. 'I can't
bear the thoughts of Christmas this year,' she
thought, as it got nearer and nearer and the
winter evenings became longer. 'How lonely it's
going to be! No visitors and nowhere open at
all on Christmas Day'. All over the years, even
before his health failed, Paddy had been the
same, expecting her to do everything. Even on
Christmas Day he wouldn't lift a finger. Sally
would cook them a lovely dinner, and then while
Paddy sipped his whiskey and watched television,
she would wash up and clean the oven. Every
year, a couple of weeks before Christmas, he
would say to her 'I have a little surprise for
you for Christmas, Sal.' And every year it would
be the same thing, a medium sized box of Milk
Tray. She just didn't have the heart to tell
him that she had never been a great lover of
chocolates, or that she might have liked something
different, because after all, some wives got
nothing at all. The chocolates normally got
opened and shared around when James and the
family came over later in the evening.
Around the beginning of December every year
Sally would usually make a small Christmas pudding
and a cake, but always left the buying of the
turkey until a couple of days before Christmas.
She would then get a small frozen one from the
local supermarket, as there were only the two
of them, and, of course, whatever was left over
would not go to waste, not with Fido around.
They didn't normally buy in a lot of food for
Christmas, just a few extra bits maybe for when
James and the family called, and a few drinks
for anyone else that might call unexpectedly:
These items would also be bought a couple of
days beforehand. It was around the second week
in December, the weather was particularly cold
and Sally was feeling more and more depressed,
not only with the thoughts of a lonely Christmas,
but with Paddy's constant whinging. 'Will you
turn the heating up a bit, Sal, and pass me
that rug from the couch?' 'For God's sake, Paddy,
do I have to do everything all the time?' she
retorted. 'Dr. Hennessy did say that you were
to take light exercise. Surely you can get your
backside up off that chair now and again!' 'Oh,
my chest, the pain,' began Paddy; 'pass me my
tablets, Sal.' Paddy always played up if Sally
ever started to stand up for herself.
A couple of days later Paddy started to say
something strange. 'Oh, by the way Sal, don't
bother to buy any turkey this year...' 'Why
not?' she interrupted sarcastically. 'Are you
taking me out for Christmas dinner?' 'Now, there's
no need for that tone,' replied Paddy; 'it's
Just that a frIend of Mlke's has offered to
get us a turkey and a few other Christmas bits
up the north at a cheaper price. I'll find out
more from him when I meet him for a drink at
the weekend.' 'Any excuse to drink,' thought
Sally; 'he never seems to have any bother walking
down to Mike's car, or walking into the pub
for that matter.' Though over the last few months
Paddy had hardly gone to the pub at all, except
maybe just once or twice, and Sally had hopefully
thought he might be cutting down, as he also
seemed to be drinking less whiskey at home.
'Maybe he's taking note of what I say at last,'
she said to Fido, as he looked up at her with
his big brown eyes. 'You take it all in, don't
you, you old pet?' The days just seemed to fly
and it was now only a few days away from Christmas
and Sally was getting a bit concerned because
Paddy hadn't said any more about those cheaper
Christmas goods his friend had offered to get
for them. 'Paddy, Mike would want to be letting
us know now about that turkey; it's only four
days to Christmas Eve, and if we don't hear
from him I'll have to start looking out for
one the day after tomorrow at the latest. And
then there's the Christmas crackers, the drinks
and biscuits, they'll also have to be got if
Mike can't get them.' 'Don't be worrying, Sal,
it'll be all sorted out and all the things will
arrive on Christmas Eve morning' replied Paddy
with a sort of smirk on his face. 'Ooh!' thought
Sally, 'it's all right for him to smirk, but
what if Mike doesn't bring them, it'll be too
late then to get them in the supermarket. Paddy
doesn't care, it's not him who has to carry
it home and prepare and cook it all.'
A
couple of mornings later, the day before Christmas
Eve, Sally had washed up after breakfast and
was getting ready to go to the supermarket to
get some meat for the dinner. As she went to
get her coat, Paddy said that he had something
to tell her. 'Sal, will you put your good clothes
on, I'm putting mine on too, and will you pack
a few things in a couple of bags that'll do
us for a few days? 'Have you gone totally mad
or what, Paddy Lenihan? I think I'll call the
doctor for you!' retorted Sally, who looked
very confused and worried. 'No, Sal, I'm as
sane as you are. Do you remember me telling
you about a little surprise that I had for you
for Christmas? Well, this is it. Yourself and
myself are going away for Christmas with James,
Mary and the kids. We'll all be staying in that
nice hotel just outside Galway and you won't
have to lift a finger all over Christmas.'
Sally was just left standing there with her
mouth open. 'But...but we can't afford that,
Paddy, where are we going to get the money from?'
And then a horrible thought came into her head.
'And what about Fido? We can't leave him, and
we can't take him.' 'Oh,' replied Paddy. 'Did
I not mention? It's all taken care of. Anne
next door has offered to take Fido, sure doesn't
he know her well by now! And the money - I've
been putting a bit by from my pension this long
time. Why do you think I stopped going to the
pub with Mike? Now Sal, don't be delaying, James
will be calling for us in a couple of hours
and well get lunch somewhere along the way!'
'Paddy Lenihan,' she gasped, 'this is the
best surprise I have ever had in my whole life.
And you will be the best looked after husband
in the whole of Ireland when we come back.'
'I know, Sal, I know,' replied Paddy. 'Sure
haven't you always done your best for me.'
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